Totally Spies Porn Story: Weird Day Chapter 1

Chapter 1 Whats Happening?

Alex wakes up on this beautiful sun shining day and looks out her window. As she scans the yard, she sees a strange sight. It looks like Clovers little kitten Muffy is chasing the neighbors 120-pound German Shepherd, Killer. Alex rubs her eyes, but its true! Clovers Muffy has chased Killer into his doghouse, and triumphantly struts back to Clovers house!

Now, THATS weird! Alex thinks to herself, as she gets dressed for school. She decides to wear her purple tube top under her yellow blouse, tied at her waist, with her fern green skirt and matching boots.

She goes downstairs for breakfast. Dad has already left for work, and Mom is in the kitchen. But Alexs Mom looks odd! Carmen is wearing one of Alexs Dads shirts and a tie!

Good morning dear! her Mom says. Then she looks concerned. Is something wrong, dear?

Alex doesnt want to say anything, so she replies, Oh no, Mommy! Nothing at all!

Carmen says, Im glad! Were having friend eggplant for breakfast, along with tripe!

Alex looks at her Mom in disbelief! Fried Eggplant? Tripe? What is tripe anyways? Alex quickly decides to eat at school. Oh thats ok, Mommy! Ill be eating at school! I have to finish a project there! With that, Alex quickly grabs her backpack, flies out the front door and starts walking to school.

What was THAT all about, she wonders as she walks. Her Mom doesnt fry anything! And she still doesnt know what tripe is! Why was Mom wearing Dads shirt and tie? She then notices that a squirrel has treed Muffy. She stares, shakes her head and starts to walk faster!

I better get to school quick! Im seeing things!! she thinks.

Alex arrives at school and gets in the breakfast line. When its her turn, Mrs. Merkel asks, Good morning, Alex. What will you have?

Alex asks, Well, whats on the menu this morning?

Well we have some pickled pigs feet, crawdad gumbo, and beef liver!

After hearing the menu, Alex looses her appetite. Ill pass, thanks! she says as she quickly exits the line. She walks over to a yogurt vending machine. At least this I can eat! she thinks. She gets plain yogurt and a spoon, and goes outside by the knoll opposite the fountain to await her girlfriends arrival.

While she is eating her yogurt, she sees a sight! Clover is coming to school in a purple muumuu!

Wait! Let me pinch myself! CLOVER in a muumuu?

Clover sees Alex and starts walking toward her. Clover also has on a flat pair of purple shoes, to match her muumuu, but before she gets to Alex, she is intercepted by Mandy. But Mandy is wearing a red tent dress, with red flat shoes!

Mandy addresses Clover, Nice look, Clover! she says in a complementary, not snotty fashion.

Clover responds friendily, Thanks Mandy! Your tent dress is rad too!

Alex cant believe she just heard that conversation! Mandy and Clover wave friendily goodbye as Clover reaches Alex. How are you this morning, Alex?

Ahhhh…..good! And you?

Never better!

As they are talking, Sam makes the scene. Alex cant believe her eyes! Sam is wearing a biker black leather pair of pants and top, with black biker boots! Her hair is disheveled like she forgot to brush it this morning.

Hey, mamas, whats up? Sam says to a startled Alex. Clover doesnt seem to think anything about Sams new look.

Ohhh….hi, Sam? New look? asks Alex.

Like it?

Its……different!

I think it ROCKS, Sam!, says Clover.

I dig your threads too, Clover! says Sam.

Alex is REALLY confused now! Clover and Mandy talking like old friends? Clover in a muumuu? Sam in a biker outfit? Mandy in a tent dress? The worlds gone crazy!!

The gals get up to go to class, and they see David. Hi, gals!, he says. At least HE looks normal.

But only Alex responds dreamily, Hi, David!

Clover responds with a disinterested, Hi!, as does Sam.

David then addresses Clover, Say Clover, want to go to the dance with me tonight?

Clover drops a bombshell, as she says, Sorry David! Im going with Arnold!

David is unfazed and waves goodbye as he continues on his way. Alex is awestruck!

CLOVER! Do you realize you just turned down a date with DAVID? asks Alex incredulously.

Yeah, so? Arnold asked me first! says Clover matter-of-factly. Now Alex is sure that the entire world is going insane! Either that or Armageddon is near!

As Alex ponders these situations, the gals are WOOHPd.